I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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