About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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