Do vagina's smell?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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