This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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