Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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