some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
