He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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