WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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