so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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