what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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