He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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