That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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