If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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