It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Let's get the cat blown out
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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