Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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