porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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