If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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