D3 body, D1 cock
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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