brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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