She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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