There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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