Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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