Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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