it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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