I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He kissed a someone with a penis
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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