i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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