I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She is in my trunk
Is it because I queefed?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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