Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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