Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
