just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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