Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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