well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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