He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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