Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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