no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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