do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
