I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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