5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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