If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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