butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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