I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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