Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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