We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just want to make out with him forever
did you just send me my own nude
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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