yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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