The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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