i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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