3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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