Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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