fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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