Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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