just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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