On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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