1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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