i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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