It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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