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(905): View more from Toronto

we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

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(317): View more from Indiana

im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(614): View more from Ohio

the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift

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(817): View more from Texas

I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I want you to worship my cock.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

That's not how you start a conversation.

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