there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
