You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i drank out of a bidet.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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